How I got through Ramadan
0330:
why am i awake right now

0345:
wait where did 15 min just go

0400:
I think I'll have eggs

0410:
Eggs are not possible

0415:
CONSUME.EVERYTHING.IN.SIGHT.

0420:
*As adhan goes off* MORE WATERRRRRRRRRR

Fajr:
Yo i got this, i could last for days without food

0900:
WHAT IS THAT NOISE FROM MY STOMACH

1200:
if i could eat i would be eating now

1400:
STUPID STACY EATING IN FRONT OF MY FACE U KAFIR STUPID

1600:
is this clock retarded or

1800:
WHAT IF TODAY IS THAT DAY OF DAJJAL'S THAT LASTS A YEAR I WILL NEVER EAT

2000:
I WILL DIE SHAHEED I CAN SEE THE ANGELS DESCENDING

2050:
oh Allah thank you for all these delicious samosas and pakoras and nihari and biryani and oh my god I am going to die of cardiovascular problems

Magrib:
*Allaaaaaa~* LET THERE BE FOOD IN ME

Taraweeh:
stomach can u not

harrygotmestressed:

i still have no idea why this happened

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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